The VACUUM THE DESERT. Boyfriend Hoodie

Trust men or vacuum the desert? Decisions, decisions.

Some decisions are easier than others.

For the women who've been around long enough to know that actions speak louder than words, promises aren't always worth the paper they're written on, and sometimes the most ridiculous option is still the better one.

Featuring a bold black-and-white graphic on the back of a woman vacuuming the desert, accompanied by the words “Trust men or vacuum the desert? Me:” Because apparently some things are worth the effort.

Made from heavyweight fleece with a longer, wider boyfriend fit, dropped shoulders, and a roomy kangaroo pocket. Comfortable enough for all-day wear, whether you're running errands, meeting the girls, or happily minding your own fucking business.

Some hills aren't worth dying on. Some deserts are worth vacuuming.

Boyfriend not required.

Please note: Due to the oversized back graphic, the hood will naturally cover a portion of the design when worn down. This is intentional and part of the relaxed hoodie style.